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The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'
Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 182 seconds
Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions.
Related: badass , capital , comedy , court , death , fake , funny , justice , law , news , penalty , punishment , satire , supreme
The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election
Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 180 seconds
Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper.
Related: barack , comedy , election , fake , funny , john , mccain , news , obama , politics , satire , voting
The Onion: Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars
Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 161 seconds
Disney claims its latest batch of child stars is so lifelike, youll barely be able to tell they have no souls.
Related: brothers , comedy , cyrus , disney , funny , hannah , jonas , miley , montana , onion , teens
Warcraft Sequel Lets You Play A Character Playing Warcraft
Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 179 seconds
World Of World Of Warcraft's amazing level of detail makes players feel like they are actually in a cramped, dark apartment playing World Of Warcraft.
More coverage at: http://onion.com
Related: comedy , everquest , fake , funny , games , life , news , of , onion , online , pc , satire , second , warcraft , world
Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President
Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 195 seconds
Voting machine DRE700 came out of nowhere to defeat Barack Obama and John McCain and become the first machine president.
Related: barack , comedy , election , fake , florida , funny , john , machine , mccain , news , obama , onion , palin , sarah , satire , voting
Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Talk With Mike Greenman
Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 225 seconds
At a press conference today, the AGU announced it will not even acknowledge Mike Greenman until he begins dressing better and loses some weight.
Related: comedy , dating , fake , funny , news , onion , relationships , satire , teens , women
Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Presidency
Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 178 seconds
President Bush will seek to comfort victims of his presidency as they try to make sense of the destruction he has caused.
Related: administration , bush , cheney , comedy , fake , funny , george , katrina , news , onion , satire
The Onion: '9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda
Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 167 seconds
An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda.
More coverage at: http://onion.com
Related: 911 , al , bush , center , cheney , comedy , conspiracy , fake , news , onion , qaeda , satire , theory , trade , world
Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters
Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 145 seconds
For a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008.
More coverage at: http://onion.com
Related: barack , clinton , election , hillary , john , mccain , obama , politics , president , voting
The Onion: Gunman Kills 15 Potential Swing Voters
Posted by: TheOnion
Video duration: 187 seconds
The Obama campaign is cautiously optimistic after initial reports indicated that most of the people killed were registered Republicans.
Related: barack , candidates , comedy , election , fake , john , mccain , news , obama , onion , president , satire
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